Bamboozled by Jesus: how God tricked me into the life of my dreams

In the beginning

Introduction: the do's and don'ts of getting bamboozled

The burden. I am what I am ; Play yo' position ; Get'chya mind right ; I said it, I meant it, I'm here to represent it! ; Faith it 'til you make it ; Pressure bursts pipes, but also makes diamonds

The building. Miracles don't make reservations ; If you stay ready, you ain't gotta get ready ; Let God, God ; I swear to God ; Fear is food poisoning, but regret is herpes

The breakthrough. I may not win, but I always win ; The way up is down ; Your working of it doesn't make you more worthy of it ; Put me in, coach ; Focus on your focus

The booked, blessed, and busy. Don't let your talent write a check your character can't cash ; Bentleys don't go on sale ; Give God a big bag to fill ; Don't put a period where God put a comma

The bonus. Can't wear a crown with your head down ; Your haters gon' be your elevators ; Here we grow again ; Beyond the bamboozlement

Bamboozled beliefs.